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May 15th, 2011
 

Eurovision is Bollocks

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Written by: Jack
Eurovision-2011

Quick post that will be expanded later… How did an ASIAN country win EUROVISION??? I guess congratulations are in order for Azerbaijan. All I can say about that hot mess was that Eric Saab (or whatever) is hot, Blue blew (Pun intended) and that the albino Irish twins reminded me of those dudes from The Matrix. Oh and why did the Swiss bitch have a Banjo?


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Jack
My name is John Baker Crouch IV, from the magical land known as Greenwich Connecticut. I have a younger sister who is a role model for christian education. When I was in 7th Grade I won the Connecticut State Invention Convention, yeah I was one of those kids. In 2000 I was sentenced to live in Charleston for 11 Years without parole, but frankly it wasn't that bad. I attended Bishop England High School and I have a Bachelors Degree in Historic Preservation and Community Planning with a Minor in Art History from College of Charleston. I also have certification from the Goethe Institute in Berlin saying I can speak German. I just began my PhD in Architectural History and Theory at Cardiff University, in Wales, yeah like the United Kingdom. Aside from spending many hours reading and writing about buildings, I love cars, computers, traveling, pop culture, fashion, and famous people, and am more than happy to give my opinion on any one or all of these things! I can be slightly sarcastic and judgmental at times but frankly I like that about myself, and you would be surprised how many people like that about me.



 
 

 
 

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